The kind of guy who is fiercely loyal, hilarious and has your back. Yeagers have the most intimidating scowl but deep down they are a big softy who loves to giggle and would do anything for you. They also have the highest calves you have ever seen. They make the best boyfriends because they will also become your best friend, and the person you well completely comfortable and safe with. Not to mention they are sexy as hell, the best kissers, and give the warmest coziest hugs. They also naturally have the BEST butt ever.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Noun. One who excels in the art of loveable buffonery--especially one who raps bad love songs and laughs like a schoolgirl.

A fat fucking weak midget

I fat grotesque creature, who will in fact consume all edible parcels within its eyesight.