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A school full of fake people, sheep shagging teachers, and a headteacher that is an all round piece of shit. Looks like dora’s had a mid life crisis, but the school is still better than brimsham
by fkekdbsb September 02, 2019
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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So glad I left the teachers where a bunch of cunts and no lie I recon the only thing I left was a growth spurt on the head teachers head the dick on her head is about 12inch so it’s probably biggest thing you have seen since Susan boil broke the X factor but mr Baker is a lad 🐑🐑
by Bob flossy September 09, 2019