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A yarnova is a burglar who will attempt to rape the owner of the house before they steal the goods, they are normally male and prefer the man of the house as it gives a feeling of domination.
Yarnovas also prefer to be called "yarn" as this gives them a feeling of power.

This is based on a very serious religion based on the internet, tending to call the religion after "leechers" who they feel are similar, as they both steal.
I got yarnovaed the other night, they stole my television, but that wasn't the worst of it.
by Andrewpsychologist February 08, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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