A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.
My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'
by Shawn B. April 27, 2003
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Stimulator of the Abdominal Snowman - in other words, you masturbate imaginary monsters.
God Damn yeti-yankers are pissin me off
by Jester December 24, 2002
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A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.
When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.
by ickabodCANE February 27, 2004
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1) An American who is also a wanker.

2) An American who is mid-wank.
Person 1: Oi mate, do you see that yank ova there?

Person 2: Yea mate, hes a wanker yanker.

Person 1: Literally.
by StevenAyank December 12, 2015
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A Damn Funny Show On Comedy C.!
*I've got mail, yaaaaaa, I got mail yaaaa!
*Hurry up, Spongebob is on in 3 minutes
*Can they hold my tally wacker while I pass water?
*Were The Woo Tang
*There is a big ass terd in my car
by Lily Lighting August 12, 2003
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A bunch of midgets secluded from the outside world, trying their hardest to make contact to us, via the telephone. Their sole purpose in life is to break down the difference barriers between us and them.
The crank yankers contacted me yesterday, but I chose not to listen.
by barcode23 October 16, 2003
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A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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