To beat your dick (not literally) Or to receive a handjob by somebody.

yank the turkey means you put your hand around your penis and ejaculate.
southern slang term

The day when people yank weave out of other people head. That weave is so ugly do just yank it. It occurs on APRIL 16

To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.

Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.

You tie a long piece of rope (preferably 40+ feet) to your penis and tie the other end to the collar of your dog. You then grab a bone, stick, ball etc, go out in to an open field and throw it as far as you can.
Have your dog sprint after the bone, stick, ball and right before the rope straightens jump as high as you can into the air.

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