Being in an altered mental or physical state after having consumed (yammed) too much vagina.
Intoxication from performing excessive amounts of conelingus.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

To be intoxicated by the consumption of yams; a condition that is common during the holiday seasons. Leads to odd family moments and lame jokes.

A person or state of being consistantly blazed.

being on cocaine (yayo)
and drunk (hammered) at the same time.