n. Dweller of the fertile Upland = sperm

A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!

The act of applying to a prestigious university with a low acceptance rate (such as Harvard or Yale) without additionally applying to a designated "safety school" or having a back-up plan in case the chosen school does not accept the applicant-- similarly to the Hail Mary play in football.

An all-inclusive hotness rating scale for females. It is a three-digit number, the first digit a 1-10 rating of the female's face, the second digit a 1/0 indication of whether or not you would tap that (1 being yes and 0 being no), and the third digit a 1-10 rating of the female's body.

Yale Loop is a continuous loop of a street (hence the name) and is located in Irvine, California in the township of Woodbridge. In early years, The loop was surrounded by an abundance of Orange Groves. To this day no Orange Groves are visible from the Yale Loop. It is a major street connecting houses, shopping centers, and the famous North and South Lakes of Woodbridge. Both lakes have a pedestrian bridge, made out of wood, hence the name.

The Yale Rule states that within five minutes of meeting someone who attended Yale, you will be informed of that fact. This is rather humorous, particularly given that Yale isn't that great a school.

A hot girl you meet or hook up with while touring or visiting a prestigious academic school and end up going to that school because you believe (mistakenly) that most girls there look/act like her.