Yakov is an amazing person. While sometimes he can be a jerk I know he is only being a jerk because were friends. He has bean an awesome friend to me in all the time I have known him.

the act of being a human parasite, it cannot support itself alone and must leech off a host. destroys anything it touches.

A huge jerk, typically trying to cover up his bald patch by spending way too much time trying to control undergraduates who could function perfectly without him.

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

When a cute Russian chick sits on your face and blasts your dick to pieces with a silicone vagina.

After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.

Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"