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This guy started of small, but made it big. Literally, this guy is a heft fella. If you meet a Yafet, he will be there for you regardless. He knows everything there is to know about technology, directions, and cars. He will stand up for you and will always love you even if he acts like he doesn't. He is a sucker for a nice ass and big tits, and fails at tasks because of it, but he tries his best regardless. If you ever become friends with a Yafet, then you will know him for the rest of your life.

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Friend: Yo Yafet I need help with my car!
Yafet: Chill out crackhead I got you.
by Kackie G October 24, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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Ever since he was born people called him a champion. If you are friends with yafet you will become a millionaire because he is so rich. Getting good grades and girls at the same time. You wish you were yafet
Random guy:Yafet got another award!
Yafet friends: we know he gave us each 100k!
by RobloxOOFOOFODODLFKDK December 04, 2019
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A person who starts off as an underdog and then in the future becomes a champion.
I didn't expect Yafet to beat me in fantasy football after he had only 5 players in his lineup.
by gurntheworn October 21, 2013
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Bucktee head ass who can’t get chicks his own age so decides to fuck 12 year olds when he’s 20 #afterlife he’s also a rapper his shit goes hard asf
by Yafetlover69 November 25, 2019
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