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Wherea 1 minute video on youtube seems like 5 minutes real time, 2 minute video seems like 25. This is multiplied exponentially until you reach the 10 minute video cap placed by youtube so they aren't to blame for you dying while watching their site. Thank you technology for giving us all the attention span of a goldfish.
Ex 1:
Dude: "I'll be over in 3 minutes."
Chick: "You live 2 hours away?"
Dude: "3 minutes YTT biotch!"
Ex 2:
Dude: "Damn B, that video on youtube is 4 minutes long?!"
Chick: "This better be a damn good video; I got sammiches to make!"
YTT (You Tube Time)
Dude: "I'll be over in 3 minutes."
Chick: "You live 2 hours away?"
Dude: "3 minutes YTT biotch!"
Ex 2:
Dude: "Damn B, that video on youtube is 4 minutes long?!"
Chick: "This better be a damn good video; I got sammiches to make!"
YTT (You Tube Time)
by slantyshanty October 12, 2010
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020