Top definition
you sure dude?
fred: I've got a phat date for the club tonight.
ted: YSD? i'm pretty sure your gonna spend the night jackin it to Pr0n.
ted: YSD? i'm pretty sure your gonna spend the night jackin it to Pr0n.
by VyperJones June 16, 2016
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
1) Term used to describe fellatio.
2) An insult which insinuates the sucking of dong.
3) You Suck Dong
2) An insult which insinuates the sucking of dong.
3) You Suck Dong
by Pilgrim July 31, 2006
4
Yankton School District, a small town district which consists of the scum and the mommy and daddy’s money makes me too good for you, if your parents don’t make 100k a year you best go blow your brains out cuz they think y’all are meth heads
These ysd bitches fuckin with these lame ass white boys who fuck anything that lets em bust in 30 seconds while I’m over here tryna long dick on the low but she won’t even answer my snaps
by Party-Fuckin-P July 16, 2019