The activities used to fill the time of recently divorced 54 year old fathers who want to get back into the shape they were in back in the glory days. These activities include posting up their 9 year old son's basketball teammates, water aerobics and spreading their legs while only wearing an unnecessarily reveling towel in the locker room.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.