Post-menopausal, hooker-esque, Brazilian lady who ran her own kids show in Brazil. It ran for a few years in the U.S. as well. Usually, giant funky letters would pop out of nowhere and spell XUXA!, then she'd come down a whipped-cream covered slide (only a slight exaggeration) and yell "HELLO!!!" into a bright red microphone, while wearing a tight, spiky minidress, white lipstick, and a fez, possibly with go-go boots. At some point, she'd look at the camera and say something like, "Kids, if your house is on fire, call 911, but keep watching Xuxa!" At the end, she'd put on red lipstick and kiss innocent children (who, by the way, would hang from the ceiling by their feet and yell and scream throughout the show)/ the camera, then dive into an inflatable pool filled with Jell-O. This would be funny if it wasn't almost entirely true.
"HELLOOOOO! Remember kids, if your house is onf fire, call 911. GOODBYE!!!!" -Xuxa dives into large vat of pudding-
by Dog Of Glee July 27, 2005
A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
can also mean chucha (spanish swear word, which means pussy)
this is used on aim or msn
where x = ch (like in roche (roxe) etc)
this is used on aim or msn
where x = ch (like in roche (roxe) etc)
by fuentesori January 08, 2007
shut up
sometimes repeated for dramatic effect "xuxa, xuxa"
arose cerca 1996, when the doll dubbed "xuxa" hit the toy market
originated from its resemblance to the "shhh.." sound often associated with quieting a rather annoying din
sometimes repeated for dramatic effect "xuxa, xuxa"
arose cerca 1996, when the doll dubbed "xuxa" hit the toy market
originated from its resemblance to the "shhh.." sound often associated with quieting a rather annoying din
my roommate was fucking his girlfriend and she was screaming like a siren so i screamed "xuxa! i'm trying to get some homework done here!! professor hardinger is the devil!!!"
by ucla May 08, 2003
A girl who has a huge heart. She cares for everyone in her life. She loves her family and friends with her whole heart. She typically likes to make people happy even if she is not.
Friend 1: I cannot believe how sweet Xuxa can be.
Friend 2: I know sheβs going through so much and she still wants to make others happy.
Friend 2: I know sheβs going through so much and she still wants to make others happy.
via giphy
by Basicbokey February 07, 2020
May 20 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

