by QZkotL April 09, 2003
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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by Zoe April 16, 2004
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a poorly thought out nickname for christina aguilera.. christmas is xmas so she thought xtina is christina
it SHOULD be xina since its nos xtmas..
it SHOULD be xina since its nos xtmas..
by not-you January 02, 2005
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by Mary Sue Jackson June 27, 2003
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She is the coolest girl in the world. Shes so awsome. She smells like a pretty flower. She is just all around an awsome person
by Xtina August 15, 2004
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a person who everyone thinks is a cow slut but in the real world girl your just jealous of her looks and talent so britney look out
by gemma and katie September 13, 2003
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