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High on Xanax for recreational purposes, often in combination with marijuana.
Pronounced 'zoned'.
"How are you the sober dd and still fun and social?"
"I'm xoned"
by whomsonever December 29, 2008
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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