That guy on ns who h4xz the crap out of everyone. He's such a huge n00b.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

Hey freaking pistol scripts!!!!!
he's a pistol whore!!!!
DAMN HIM!!!!!!

1) lacking charm
2) untalented
3) left-handed
4) bewildered