Mike Xiao means a big dick in your mouth ''I had a mike xiao last night
by IHaveADickInUrMom January 31, 2016
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Le Xiao She is one of the best people you will ever meet. She is fun, smart, kind, well-liked and trustworthy.
"Hey! Did u see Le Xiao just now? She was running so fast at the track!"
by local reporter 87 September 07, 2020
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An ugly midget that is attracted to the weirdest people you will ever meet. She likes to fuck a lot of disgusting nasty people. She also has a lot of dandruff and lice in her hair (and eyebrows). You DON'T ever want to meet a wang xiao nan.
#1: Look there's a wang xiao nan. Wanna say hi?
#2: WHAT DA FUDGE ARE YOU DOING? RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
by spamspamspam December 30, 2016
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Always known for being used and a slave. She is always trying to find rich guys (gold digger) and will always be poor. If your her brother your life will be terrible. Susan will be unsuccessful and will work at a sweatshop when she grows up. She is hated by everyone
That Unlucky Susan Xiao get outta here.
by Mystery2002 July 29, 2017
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An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.
person 1: who’s that hot mf there
person 2: that’s xiao the person who has the biggest dong ever everytime you’ll look at him you’ll scream without the s
by yara lol August 12, 2021
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xiao from genshin impact is very pretty he can choke me till death i love him very much

he's my everything
if he doesnt come home on his rerun i will cry and kill everyone in my vicinity, my hand is very lonely, hey *twirls hair* marry me xiao
my beloved
''xiao my ring finger is empty let me fix that''
by Whoiscindy June 17, 2021
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xiao, the most cute motherfucker to ever exist yet also the saddest. you take one look at his backstory, and start sobbing so bad.
" yo, have you heard of xiao? "

" bitch stfu i cry abt him every night"

" same though "

"4lifers ig "
by xiao my beloved September 04, 2021
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