Hottest daddy you'll ever see. He has a giant dong, and smooth body. Saves you when you fall down. If you want him to love you, give him almond tofu.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

xiao genshin impact. he's perfect and very pretty and also wears a mask and looks cool. also an adeptus but did i say he is pretty? he's the best character. because venus said so.

The most sexy mf ever. He holds the award of having the fattest horse schlong in all of eternity. Just one look at him and you will bust a nut so hard you’ll be screaming with and without the s.

A cute baby, he looks so adorable. He could stare at me with his piercing gaze and I will literally piss myself, and in a good way. How can someone be so fucking hot and so fucking cute at the same time. This man makes me cry for hours on end.

An adepti that has a cold attitude but is sexy as fuck. Will save you if you’re about to fall to your death, an almond tofu enthusiast.

This is an awesome Chinese name for amazing Chinese guys that all Americans will fail to pronounce correctly. Possible incorrect pronunciations may be but are not limited to the following: "Chow", "Zee-ow", "Ex-ee-ow", "X".