Xi Jinping is a dictatorial dipshit.
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by Sensible Patriot November 20, 2018
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700βs when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
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The current dictator of China who's basically a corpo-communist version of Mao Zedong. He also scared of Winnie the Pooh for some reason.
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by DanΕΎak March 17, 2020
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An asswipe with a small dick who is better known in the west as Winnie The Pooh, much to the fat peice of shits dismay. He likes concentration camps and owning Hong Kong
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A verb that expresses something is controlled by Chinese government or Chinese enterprises, which means it canβt say anything or do anything bad to China.
Person 1: Blizzard Entertainment is so xijingpinged now
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Did you see the punishment they did to Blitzchung during the Hearthstone Grandmaster Match?
Person 2: Just because he said the slogan to express his support for the Hong Kong protestors, right?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well, the Chinese xijinpinged them...
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Did you see the punishment they did to Blitzchung during the Hearthstone Grandmaster Match?
Person 2: Just because he said the slogan to express his support for the Hong Kong protestors, right?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Well, the Chinese xijinpinged them...
by Steve404 November 25, 2019
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