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The newest Xbox console arriving late 2020. While it may look like a fridge it will have the most gaming power and will require less force to smuggle up your anal cavity. Prone to hate from PS4 players who have never tried Xbox and assumes it is still 2013.
Guy 1: I ordered the Xbox series x
Guy 2: why get ps5

Guy 1: it is my choice has more power and my parents love me so fuck off and take a seat, bitch
Guy 2: Xbox gay hehe
by 01610161 March 02, 2020
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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The new Xbox slated to come out in late 2020 that's going to destroy the fuck out of the ShitStation 5 in terms of power, features, sales, software, games, etc like it always has, and always will. A far superior platform that will put PC elitist cucks, and FlopStation gayboys in their place crying over how their garbage systems suck. A great piece of hardware that doesn't compete with PlayStation because it already shits all over it, everyone already knows that Sony can and never will be able to compete with Microsoft so their focused on corporations like Amazon and Google who can try but like Sony will fail. A system that will put Sony's LameStation out of it's misery and finally bankrupt Sony for good. A console like every other gen will dominate in everything, especially after pushing into every other country and making FailStation even more irrelevant than it already is.
Xbox Series X is going to be an extremely high quality, superior platform like the brand always has been. Sony cunts and PC fags can cry when they're getting stomped like the sissified queers they are.
by MetalHead367 April 25, 2020
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Despite its predecessor having lower sales than the PlayStation 4, it will have higher sale than the PlayStation 5 because the PlayStation 5 looks ugly af.
Are you getting the PlayStation 5 or the Xbox series x?
I'm getting the xbox because the PlayStation 5 is ugly af.
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New console from Microsoft coming on November 10 2020. Microsoft is trying its hardest to recover from the shit Xbox 1 and is about to crap on the ps5. It is going to take a shit on top of the ps5 because all the ps5 has are exclusives.
Person 1 i got a ps5
person 2 how many chromosomes do you have
person 1 more than you hehe

person 2 this is why the xbox series x is going to shit on the ps5
by Large cranium neanderthal September 21, 2020
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a brick like consal that is brick brick XD XD XD XD
That xbox series x looks like crap
by BRUH BRUH BOI GDYUFEWRIUYGFI9 December 19, 2019
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A Console for fat Virgins who eat cheetos all day (and may play fortnite and enjoy it)
That Xbox Series X Over There is Trash and bad at the game he plays
by Xboxsux23 October 26, 2020
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