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Someone that has mastered the art of homocaveing his gay lover.
What is a homocave you ask? Well first, you need at least two men. After fucking one guy in the ass to stretch him out, the man inserts his fist into the ass of the other man. After fistfucking him for a while, he pulls out his hand which will leave a gaping hole known as the homocave.
There are many variations of the homocave, including the flooded homocave. After the homocave is created, a series of 10+ horny men will ejaculate into the gapage filling it up with semen. This usually leads to the famous homoshake which somelike like Xazmit would eagerly do like the cum hungry slut he is.
After giving his lover a huge flooded homocave and drinking the homoshake out of it, Xazmit enjoys squatting over the gaping homocave and shitting into it. This is known as the coal filled homocave. Finally, Xazmit lays down while his lover flushes out the homocave onto Xazmit's face.
What is a homocave you ask? Well first, you need at least two men. After fucking one guy in the ass to stretch him out, the man inserts his fist into the ass of the other man. After fistfucking him for a while, he pulls out his hand which will leave a gaping hole known as the homocave.
There are many variations of the homocave, including the flooded homocave. After the homocave is created, a series of 10+ horny men will ejaculate into the gapage filling it up with semen. This usually leads to the famous homoshake which somelike like Xazmit would eagerly do like the cum hungry slut he is.
After giving his lover a huge flooded homocave and drinking the homoshake out of it, Xazmit enjoys squatting over the gaping homocave and shitting into it. This is known as the coal filled homocave. Finally, Xazmit lays down while his lover flushes out the homocave onto Xazmit's face.
Valkress: Man, I pulled a Xazmit on Gimpbinda last night
Kedern2223: WTF you cheated on me?!
Valkress: I couldn't fit my head in his ass like I can with you though. Will you forgive me?
Kedern2223: Of course dear, I kept the basketball in my ass to preserve the gapage for you. Now lube up your head and shove it in my gaping anus.
Kedern2223: WTF you cheated on me?!
Valkress: I couldn't fit my head in his ass like I can with you though. Will you forgive me?
Kedern2223: Of course dear, I kept the basketball in my ass to preserve the gapage for you. Now lube up your head and shove it in my gaping anus.
by kthxcruisemissle December 20, 2004
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021