Xavier University is a small Catholic school in Cincinnati Ohio. Though the size is small, it has an awesome basketball team. Students there are intelligent and very friendly. Though it is not the biggest party school, student still know how to have fun and have plenty of it. People are generally laid back and know how to maintain a good balance between academics and fun. It is well known and has a great reputation in the midwest, but due to its size, it is not known all over.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Basically an extension of the nearby high schools (Elder, Moeller, and St Xavier), it is located on outskirts of the arm pit city of Cincinnati, Ohio. They have a good basketball team some years and that is the only reason that anyone living outside the Cincinnati metro area may have heard of the school. The students there know that it isn't a party school but promise that it is still "fun"...Don't blink on your visit here or you might miss the majority of the tour.

Overshadowed by the amazingness of Ohio State, Xavier college is a haven for boring ugly nobodies who THINK they have money. It is nothing more than a bunch of pricks who are at a satellite school of the all amazing Villanova University. It is also a beloved college for boring chicks out of central PA who think they're laid back and chill, but really are just there to get fucked and get schooled. Education: NO. Sex: Yes. Alcohol: They're all pussies