Someone who SIMPS for someone who's first name is Spiderman's last name
Friend: Hey Xander, still simping?
Xander: yeah, it's that person with Spiderman's last name
Friend: it's ok, they're gonna be great for you uwu
by Father large August 24, 2020
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An absolutely beautiful lad who's worth everything <3
Emma: That's Xander?
Jake: Yep! How did you know?
Emma: He's beautiful :)
by MrDrax October 09, 2021
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describes unnaturally good aim in fps games, more specifically, tracking aim in fortnite far superior to those even at the top level of play.
How am supposed to win against this kid when he just sprays his ar and has xander aim.
by Lornee August 22, 2021
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The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.
Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
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A god like black kid who is a resident of Blue Springs, MO. He frequently wears shades and will jump you at any moment using a pencil or a eraser hanging on the end of a nuse. He make cocktails and frequently will end up mixing the wrong things into his drinks. Like the black god he is Xander Hall likes to make memes to help deal with his depression (His shades hides the fact that hes slowly losing his sanity). Be on the look out for his dad. "Have you seen my Dad?"
Merdy Mop#1- Hey you got the pods i bought?
Merdy Mop#2- Yea my nigga, lemme get one out
Xander Hall- YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS NIGGA!!!
Merdy Mop#1- Oh shit!
Merdy Mop#2- Run my nigga! Run!
Xander Hall- I'm not even using 10% of my power.
*continues to beat with handmade whip
by BlackJesusHimself February 13, 2019
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