Top definition
1:wow she has 784 XP

2:yeah pure respect man
by Ali.xoxo September 17, 2015
Get a XP mug for your Aunt Nathalie.
Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
Get the hungover as a duck neck gaiter and mug.
2
An emoticon that is used to portray either laughter or death. For this reason, it is extremely ironic and often creates confusion between texters.
Max: "Carmen just fell off her bike! XP"
Landon: "Oh my gosh! Is she okay?"
Max: "Whoops my bad the XP was a laughing face this time!"
by Maccat9 August 10, 2014
Get a XP mug for your dog Trump.
3
Microsoft windows xp one of the most successful operating systems to date
i want xp on my computer because windows 11 sucks
by vetriton December 21, 2016
Get a XP mug for your father-in-law James.
4
An emoticon that signifies "laughing really hard while sticking out the tongue."

See also: XD
P1: Crab Cakes.
P2: omgwtflol
P1: XP
by hfs May 16, 2003
Get a XP mug for your mama Sarah.
5
An abbreviation for 'experience' in the context of role playing games, usually given in a point value and used to determine a character's level.
Damn, killing that Farastu Gehreleth last session gave me 6000 XP! That puts me up to level seven.
by Grimrider November 27, 2002
Get a XP mug for your fish Manley.
6
1) An emoticon, with ones eyes crossed and tongue sticking out. Obviously this means "retarded."
2) The most recent edition of the Windows OS, recognizable by the GUI that looks like it was made by Playskool, and the code that was probably written by same. The OS was named for said emoticon.
3) Short for Experience in many RPGS. Variant of EXP.
"LOL! XP"
"Delete XP and install Slackware, dipshit."
"You need 100 XP for a level."
by JiaXue September 15, 2003
Get the XP neck gaiter and mug.