XBOX is the overarching term for the best games consoles ever made. It is developed by Microsoft's gaming branch. It started off with the XBOX, then the XBOX 360 family, next the XBOX One family of consoles, most recently in 2020 Microsoft have put out the XBOX Series X and Series S. It has many exclusive games and franchises such as Halo and Sea Of Thieves. You can also play many cross platform games to. XBOX offers the best deal in gaming history , Game Pass with tones of free games each months and over exclusive rewards. Another great subscription XBOX offers is XBOX Live to play online multiplayer games.
My friend: Dude let's go play some XBOX!
Me: Yeah let's go and play some Master Chief Collection
My Friend: Yeah bro!
*High Fives*
Me: Yeah let's go and play some Master Chief Collection
My Friend: Yeah bro!
*High Fives*
by Yeah356 March 02, 2021
The most fanboyed and overrated console to date.
Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.
Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.
Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
"Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep!"
"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."
Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."
Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
by PeaTearGriffin097 February 15, 2005
A gaming console designed by Microsoft in an attempt to dominate the computer gaming market. Everything inside the cover can be put in your computer. This makes it utterly pointless as it would be much more efficient if you went out and bought yourself a computer instead of an XBOX.
"As such, one of the primary objectives of Microsoft is to revolutionize the gaming industry as we know it. Microsoft XBOX game developers pride themselves in stupidifying and over simplifying the most complicated games on the market so that they may be readily available to the weak minded and mentally deficient.
We, at Microsoft, understand that the majority base of consumers in the United States don't want to waste their time in thought provoking experiences. On the contrary, they want to experience things on-impulse, while using the same amount of brain capacity that is needed to stroke a rubber penis."
We, at Microsoft, understand that the majority base of consumers in the United States don't want to waste their time in thought provoking experiences. On the contrary, they want to experience things on-impulse, while using the same amount of brain capacity that is needed to stroke a rubber penis."
by Rhys Deimel July 31, 2006
A Video Game Console with only one exclusive game worth buying(Chronicles of Riddick)(KOTOR is on PC, Tom Clancy games have gone to PS2 with added features). Which has gone toward funding the already world's richest man Bill Gates. It's also a large object that can be dropped from American planes on to Iraq if we're lucky enough to have planes that strong. Also made as a home for the homeless with a plutonium core, a good way to start a campfire(it catches on fire faster than matches), and a largly, foolishly profited organization.
by Sith September 16, 2004
Best gaming console ever. People who make fun of it are just jealous fucks because they don't have one. Either that or the controller is just bigger than their dinky penises.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, I just got an x-box and it's pretty awesome."
Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."
Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."
by Mizz Oni January 30, 2005
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