1)where you can actually see the stars at night

2)Find real cowboys

3)a girl is a girl a boy is a boy

4)where only a few kids ride their horses to school

5)having the phone is a luxury

6)where a rodeo is more popular than madonna

7)where if you stand on the side of the highway with your hood up and someone stops to help you

8)where the cows make up half the population

9)where the elevation exceeds the population

10)everyone owns more than 40 pairs of long johns

11)100 is too hot 30 is normal and 20 below is cold

12)where giving the bird means look up

13)people actually wave

14)places are considered cities when the pop. is over 2000

15)where the high school students have nothing better to do then this

A state that really does exist. You can ask someone from Colorado where they get there fire works and they will point you north to a real state called Wyoming. You can also ask some one from Utah where they get there liqure and beer and they too will point you north to that Wyoming and likely will offer some money for you to bring back some "beverages" if you head back this way. Ask any friends in Montana and Idaho and they will clearly tell you that Yellowstone isn't just in Wyoming and will defensively tell you great things gs about there state. Ask Some one from South Dakota and well don't do that....they might point you in the wrong direction. You might know someone from Nebraska or South Dakota and they will tell you about some mountains to the west that are responsible for their droght...those mountains are in Wyoming.

A place that doesn't exist.

the most boring state ever. Besides Yellowstone which isn't even fully in Wyoming

Most sparsely populated state in the US. More pronghorn than humans. Yellowstone National Park. The Grand Tetons. Devil's Tower. Wildlife everywhere. Beautiful nature, and some of the last "untouched" wilderness in the lower 48. Lots of cowboys and Taco Johns. People from Wyoming are generally extremely friendly - as long as you fit their idea of an acceptable American. Strangers will wave to you on the road, but if you're not a white straight Christian gun-loving Republican who adheres to the proper gender roles, you will run into a lot of bigotry and ignorance. Wyoming is the self-proclaimed "equality state", but unfortunately, true equality is hard to come by (for the reasons stated above).

a state with a population of two. the biggest buildin is a dudes house.

Washington DC has a higher population than the amount of people that live in Wyoming. Also the state has only two working escalators, as well as getting the least attention out of all the 50 states. ( The US government wants you to think this). Wyoming in general is a conspiracy to hide a strange pocket dimension where all your lost stuff appear. When a person sais there from Wyoming the US government probably implanted those memories into them.