Seriously... Why on God's green planet do you stupid pigs even think Wyoming doesn't exist??! I'm sure the people of Wyoming wouldn't bother saying you don't exist!

I know Garfield started this mess, but here's what I've got...

He's a cartoon, WHICH DOESN'T EXIST EITHER.

In fact a real place. Where cowboys are everywhere. If there is a social gathering, you will see 90% of men in carhartt clothing. Flannels are considered a dress shirt. Pretty comparable to Canada when it comes to winter. Girls wear dresses and short shorts when its 15 degrees. Everyone has a gun and knows how to use it. It's so boring here a local celebrity Turkey made the news a few times. His name was Tom. Tom died.

a sadly ignored state that has done nothing wrong. its known for its buffalo.

a state that does in fact exist and you can live there