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To wyom is to act as if deep in thought, but in actuality be thinking about nothing at all.
The man continued to wyom in the darkness. Alone.
by Carl Urban July 14, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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girl 1: look at him

girl 2: what’s he doing?
girl 1: he’s...he’s wyoming
by imnotrunningforpresident February 26, 2020
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wy-om

verb

1. To wyom.

2. To flail joyfully.
1) Hey dude, are you Wyoming?

2) yeah dude i love to wyom

1) Nice.
by wasteofoxygen November 04, 2019
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derived from the original english word "wyoming", it means to fap incessantly without any hope of climax. it is not unlike beating a dead horse.
1. derick is a hopeless romantic. correction, he is in fact a hopeless wyomer.
2. look at all these people wyoming. it must be the biggest population of fappers i've ever seen in one sitting.
3. i wyom in wyoming. (in this case, "wyoming" is used as the proper noun describing the state)
by joshua2007 September 24, 2007
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To stand in the middle of a field and shout racial obscenities
Person 1: Hey how are you?
Person 2: I'm good, I just spent 2 hours wyoming
by ryanoat April 07, 2020
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