A sell-out artist, partially known for his chewbacca-snatch hairdo, who crossed from country to metal while sucking Ozzy's 4-inch weasel. The bull-eye's design on his guitar is there to let other men know where to dump their jizz. His common clothing consist of faggot (Harley-riders) clothes along with assless leather chaps. The reason for his current shaggy and homeless appearance is because he is a veteran of the infamous bum fights videos, not a veteran of any war. The reason why he let his beard grow out is because he doesn't want any of his old "clients" from his previous "job" (prostitute) to recognize him and his feminine features. Although not well-known, the reason why this wigger does not like artist Fred Durst is because Durst reminds the assless chap wearing mountain man of his younger rebellious (and gay years) of blowing Ozzy.

Is only the best author in the world since the last London Olympics.

E.V. Wylds is a pen name for Ellie Vale Wylds, author of a YA series called "The Chronicles of Santera". She is also known for her short adventure, fantasy, suspense, horror, and sci-fi stories.

Some don't know she has also been posting erotic short stories and NA erotica novels like "Behind Adriana's Eyes" under the secondary pen name "Ellie Vale" since 2012.

Although she likes to disappear without a trace a few months out of the year, her new stories are worth the hiatus when she returns.

The Wyld Stallyns are the greatest band of all-time, not just because of its musical impact, but its societal impact as well, bolstering relations between nations and faciliting contact with extraterrestrial life (including Martians).

My Zakk is perfect. His smile, his laugh, his personality. There's not one thing I would change about him. Hes fine as hell And I wouldnt trade him for the world.

Pepsi Wylde is Pepsi cola variety introduced into the Australian market on 31st of December 2008. It is targeted at the Gay and Lesbian community.

The name Pepsi Wylde alludes to the free, alternative and energetic spirit of the gay and lesbian community, and also to the poet-author Oscar Wilde who was also a flaming man's-man

The launch of Pepsi Wylde included an advertising campaign featuring actor Hugh Jackman, in a vague reprise of his role as Peter Allen, yelling the slogans "Have it all, baby!" and "We dance to a rainbow music!" cracked out of his fucking gourd, dancing to a Euro-beat soundtrack in an alleyway filled with sweaty, half naked gay men.

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A women with a horrible weave. Her hair looks similar to a crows nest.

A rightwing conservative Christian but all of his little fans are the biggest leftwing anti-Christian bigots you've ever heard of.