I really wish I could have a wurlagirl by my side on this trip I'm taking to Cancun, Mexico.

Wow! Look at that wurlagirl posting all of these traveling pics on her Instagram. I wish I could see the world like her.

That wurlagirl is so cultured.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz