Top definition
A unit of measure used to describe something seriously enjoyable. Can be applied to any form of experience the user wishes, as there is no limit on fun.
Jack - “I cant wait to get online later, Jon. Gonna be a new level of wumps

Jon - “I know. My wumpage output is gonna be through the roof
by johnbingbang March 31, 2020
Get a Wump mug for your cat Helena.
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
Get the Second String Friend neck gaiter and mug.
2
Not quite a wuss, not quite a wimp, but somewhere in the middle.
Human #1: Ahhh, a Wasp!

Human #2: You wump.
by Jam-rag August 19, 2011
Get a Wump mug for your girlfriend Larisa.
3
When you go for a dump and end up having a wank aswell
Oh my god i went for a dump but ended up having a wump.
by djamo September 13, 2009
Get the Wump neck gaiter and mug.
4
The act of humping someone with clothes on (as in dry humping) but becoming wet because of it.
"Why are Scotts pants all wet?"
"Because he and Gina were wumping hardcore."
by Meghansworld August 18, 2007
Get a wump mug for your Aunt Beatrix.
5
A small fiery explosion that makes a "wump" noise.
if you throw a small bottle of gas on the fire it will "wump". "Hey guys, lets go make a wump!"
by DANGLYPARTS95 October 02, 2011
Get a Wump mug for your mom Nathalie.