A unit of measure used to describe something seriously enjoyable. Can be applied to any form of experience the user wishes, as there is no limit on fun.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Not quite a wuss, not quite a wimp, but somewhere in the middle.

When you go for a dump and end up having a wank aswell

The act of humping someone with clothes on (as in dry humping) but becoming wet because of it.

A small fiery explosion that makes a "wump" noise.

another word for pwn