(n) Recruited Chinese Internet commentors. Wumao means five cents, so each time they post a comment they get five cents (ironic)
Wumao: I LOVE CHUNAAAA HORRAY XI JIN PING
Me: wow, what a wumao. can't even spell his own country correctly.
Me: wow, what a wumao. can't even spell his own country correctly.
by CraftingTable629 June 10, 2020
Wumao are losers sponsored by the chinese government to spread misinformation and basically jerk eachother off in their little echo chambers. They are some of the goofiest people on the interent and tend to give off "small dick energy" because of their hilarious arguments and insults, as they are typically copied directly from google translate. They are the fungus that grow on uncleaned public toilets.
Wumao: Hi, I am 33 years old and unemployed. I never had a gf and I smell like sewage but that's ok because I get all the sweet honey I need from the great leader, Winnie the Pooh
by allineedarechickennuggies April 05, 2021
Chinese internet trolls who specialise in ridiculous ad-hominem attacks, and prefer to question your qualifications rather than your comments themselves.
Random Internet Person: "China is committing genocide on the Uyghurs. They are using them as forced labour in glove factories."
Wumao: (Copying from Google Translate) "You say it is genocide then it is genocide? Who are you you western people are much worse."
Wumao: (Copying from Google Translate) "You say it is genocide then it is genocide? Who are you you western people are much worse."
by Ruler$$$ April 26, 2021
by Antät April 28, 2021
Chinese internet trolls that resort to nasty ad hominem attacks and whataboutism whenever someone criticizes China
“I tweeted about China’s persecution of Uyghurs yesterday, and a bunch of wumaos got into my mention and called me an imperialist and NMSL.”
by yuri_6489 September 14, 2020