Woman one: WTF girl why do you drink so much beer?
Woman 2: because I'm in labor.
Woman one: girl why?!
Woman 2: because my baby is an alcoholic.
Woman one: :0
by dude stan September 6, 2022
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Means What the Fishy. It is used if you are a psycho and don't keep up with life.
Girl 1: Eww look at that
Girl 2: Ya like wtf
Girl 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FISHY
by gurl<3 October 20, 2018
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Wife Type Figure. Generally refers to a person in non-traditional relationship in which someone is unhappy with his/her spouse. Otherwise known as a "ball-and-chain," or soon-to-be ex-wife.
Lemme check with my WTF. I'll get back to ya.
by Secretly Sexually Twisted March 26, 2011
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Abreviation for "what the fuck".

Often said to mean "well that's fantastic" to suipicious parents/elders
Friend:It took me half an hour more to get to school than it usually does.

Other friend: Wtf??? Why?
Mother of friend number 1: That's not fantastic at all why would she say that?
by Hamilton fan March 15, 2017
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WardrobeTrendsFashion, a leading fashion blog and lifestyle online magazine.

It can be accessed via the following website urls, WardrobeTrendsFashion.com or WTFSG.com.
"Are you reading WTF?"

The usage of WTF in this sentence (above) will usually refer to the online magazine, WardrobeTrendsFashion.
by MethHead September 24, 2012
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What the frog an alternative for the dirty what the fuck. People should start using it more often.
WTF - What the frog! You just shot me point blank with your pistol.
by Internet Mom June 7, 2011
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