What I did to myself when I felt fucking depressed because my girlfriend doesn’t appreciate my micropenis
by OneFuckingMachete October 03, 2019
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Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.
I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.
by arkansasPlumber December 05, 2007
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slitting wrists: He was slitting his wrists because he hates himself, and his life and everyone in it.
by I AM A SATURN BOY December 12, 2019
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