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An androgynous attention-seeker whose intelligence doesn't exceed beyond the kindergarten level. Often times, wrestlers will 'jack' themselves up on steroids and amphetamines to become tough(-ish), causing their genitalia shrink to unsatisfactory sizes. However, this does not prevent them from grabbing and touching other wrestlers' genitalia or having their own touched by those same wrestlers. Perhaps, in knowing of the other wrestler's shrinkage, and thus lack of a satisfactory sex life, they engage in genitalia grabbing, so as to sexually sooth each other. This is debatable, however, as they may already be predisposed to homosexuality, thus explaining their aggrandized androgyny.
Person A: Dude, did you see that hairless bi grab that other hairless bi's junk? They're totally fucking homo.
Person B: No, they're 'wrestlers' and they're wrestling.
Person A: Oh, so is that what they're calling it these days? Call it what you want, bro, but they seem to me like a bunch of butt pirates, glorifying the simulation of mutual masturbation.
Person B: No, they're 'wrestlers' and they're wrestling.
Person A: Oh, so is that what they're calling it these days? Call it what you want, bro, but they seem to me like a bunch of butt pirates, glorifying the simulation of mutual masturbation.
by HazyKushen April 08, 2010
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Sport created by gay men.
2 heavily muscled men, wearing speedos or singlets, trying to get the other one underneath them by pinning them.
2 heavily muscled men, wearing speedos or singlets, trying to get the other one underneath them by pinning them.
by Anomynous December 20, 2004
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Person who is either severely addicted to drugs, a sex offender, or a 40 year old man who never left his hometown. Most wrestlers have moderate intellectual disability. Pronouns are zhe/zhis.
by ned yost April 02, 2021