A penis that takes the form of a slinky. It is commonly very wobbly and elastic like. This derogatory term is commonly used in London specifically near the towns of Acton and Chiswick.
Rupert: Cri'key Quinton did you see Vincents wozzler?
Quinton: Yeah mate, blimey it was all over the place.
Quinton: Yeah mate, blimey it was all over the place.
by Splitta.dawg December 26, 2009