What to say when something amazingly, fantasticly good happens, but something crappy and/or painful does at the same time.
Just as he pulls in to his house, Dan sees that he has the car he's always wanted in the driveway, beside a sack full of money, with a beautiful girl atop it, and it's Superbowl Sunday, and he's just won the lottery. Amidst his mid-joy a midget breaks in, drops an anvil on his foot, kicks him in the balls, and attaches a lobster with anger issues to his ass.
Dan: WOWCH!!!!
Dan: WOWCH!!!!
by Mbleh September 17, 2007
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Girl 1: I was at school yesterday, and I fell down 3 flights of stairs, amputated my thumb, and gave birth all at once.
Girl 2: Wowch. That takes talent.
Girl 2: Wowch. That takes talent.
by kdeming1220 September 11, 2008
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A reaction used when somebody does or says something unexpected/insulting. A combination of wow and ouch. Can be extended to Wowwwch when reacting to a really low blow.
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by Danisue789 April 23, 2021
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