the most intelligent,creative person youll come across. when he plays his guitar his genuine air about him just, makes you blush. hes a real catch, and he'll teach you to trust again. vulnerable at times, his heart is precious. if you know him, tell him how beautiful he is on a daily basis. never break his trust, ever. he does not hand himself over to people easily, and when he does, be grateful that he trusts you. thats a gift within itself. hes one gentle lion at heart, and his blonde mane of hair looks so soft to touch.

hes handsome, but hes modest. hes the type of guy that you can tell just by how gently he pets his cat, or plays his guitar, that he'd be a wonderful lover to have. he'll want to see you without makeup, and tell you you're beautiful, always. you've just gotta love this guy. by the way, when you say the word water, it can stir up a bit of confusion
Person A: I met this amazing guy, he makes me crazy and I love it, finally someone who just...gets me
Person B: He must be a wouter!
by iceshot11 February 16, 2013
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Someone who loves to watch hentai.
What is he watching?
OMG!
He is such a Wouter!
by iBrowNL April 26, 2011
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The eternal love-god of the mythological class of female-nymphomaniac creatures, the Gillianus Maternity. Said to be the source of thunder, which previously was misunderstood to be the sound of Zeus roaring, but has now been replaced as the roaring of the Gillanus Maternity under the assault of their Wouters.
Wow, wouter was really having it last night. I could hardly sleep..
by Kindfriend May 11, 2011
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Somebody who performs oral-sex to teachers in trade for good results
A: "Look that guy over there, he's got an 9,5 for his biology test"
B: "He's such a Wouter!"
by LyzaaX February 14, 2009
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Person with not a too great opinion about languages and prefers not to be named Barm.
Special person with special fantasies
Fan of the sentence: "Fuck alles en iedereen"
But we don't think of that as strange, we only think of that as different.
Oh look is it Bram?
Nah man, it's just Wouter
by ArtemisC2 May 31, 2021
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Wouter is a person who tries to fit in so badly that he fails at everything and can't see he is a sad little fucker and tries to copy everyone, everything and everywhere
Me: You are such a Wouter
Wouter type: i know right
by HQG Ivar March 30, 2015
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