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An indie female that shows her individuality by learning every musical instrument under the sun. Often highly idealistic and refuses to believe that she is a woss.
"That woss can really play the harmonica well, it's a shame she's so indie that her guitar is now too mainstream for her."
"Shit man, don't let her hear you calling her a woss, you know how she gets".
"Shit man, don't let her hear you calling her a woss, you know how she gets".
by R-Dog Eernut October 07, 2013
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021