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The official Twitter account of Elmo, who has become a god and constantly attempts to overthrow Satan and take over as ruler of Hell.
by SquardWed October 12, 2020
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Otherwise known as Jake Ryan, @WorshipLordElmo has over 30k Twitter followers.
Don't listen to the other Urban Dictionaries mentioning hate. Is it annoying? Yes, but it was cleared up so all 30K+ of us don't wanna see it.
Don't listen to the other Urban Dictionaries mentioning hate. Is it annoying? Yes, but it was cleared up so all 30K+ of us don't wanna see it.
Person 1: Hey, do you follow WorshipLordElmo on Twitter?
Person 2: Jake? Of course, I do! He's a very nice person.
Person 2: Jake? Of course, I do! He's a very nice person.
by Ignika (NoGoodAAAAnames) H. October 22, 2020
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Otherwise known as Jake Ryan, @WorshipLordElmo has over 30k Twitter followers.
Don't listen to the other Urban Dictionaries mentioning hate. Is it annoying? Yes, but it was cleared up so all 30K+ of us don't wanna see it.
Don't listen to the other Urban Dictionaries mentioning hate. Is it annoying? Yes, but it was cleared up so all 30K+ of us don't wanna see it.
Person 1: Hey, do you follow WorshipLordElmo on Twitter?
Person 2: Jake? Of course, I do! He's a very nice person.
Person 2: Jake? Of course, I do! He's a very nice person.
by Ignika (NoGoodAAAAnames) H. October 22, 2020
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Person 1: Hey! Have you seen WorshipLordElmo’s New Tweet?
Person 2: Let me guess? Asking for Followers again?
Person 1: Yep.
Person 2: Let me guess? Asking for Followers again?
Person 1: Yep.
by IPostDefinitionsIGuess2244 October 12, 2020
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Lord of everything who owns a twitter cult and is the founder of one of the most wholesome religions the world has ever seen.
Person 1: Have you interacted with Lord Elmo today, fellow Elmoist?
Person 2: Of course, I would do anything to worship Lord Elmo.
Person 1: Good.
Person 2: Of course, I would do anything to worship Lord Elmo.
Person 1: Good.
by LoyalElmoist October 22, 2020