This is a 1000 page book about 4 children who grow up and survive the black plague. There's Gwenda, a poor theif who gets sold into sex slavery for a cow by her father and escapes; Merthin, a carpenter's apprentice who becomes a famous architect; Caris, a rich girl who wants to be a doctor and hates the church's rules; and Ralph, a total jerk who becomes a horrible, corrupt knight.

There are lots of twists and turns in this story. Right when things are going good, something bad happens again. You'll become so attached to the book, its as if you grew up with all the characters.

Don't worry, there's a happy ending. It's just very frustrating.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.