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Although unknown to the general population, there actually was a "World War 3." The fact that it only lasted 4 and a half seconds is why it's so unheard of. It happened about 2 years ago on October 2nd at 4:13am but ended shortly after when the United States sent Chuck Norris behind enemy lines in Mexico, France, and Iraq. The only reason it took him 4 and half seconds to drop 3 countries is the fact that he stopped for lunch in the middle of it.
(Son) "Dad, do you think World War 3 will happen in my lifetime?"
(Dad) "It already has son, it already has..."
(Dad) "It already has son, it already has..."
by Jason "Minty Fresh" Bodi October 23, 2006
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1. Unless the human race fundamentally changes, the upcoming war that destroys the planet(and consequently, the human race).
2. Metaphorical description of a highly chaotic situation.
2. Metaphorical description of a highly chaotic situation.
1. If everyone gets nuclear arms, World War 3 is inevitable.
2. My workplace is turning into World War 3!
2. My workplace is turning into World War 3!
by TomServo1 January 07, 2008
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world war 3 will get here quicker if someone gets the guts to stand up to that monkeyfaced fuckwad in office.
by ........................................... August 21, 2007
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The time when people take memes and make it into a war. You're probably going to see Datboi somewhere in there... It is also known as the meme of the decade!
Guy: did you hear that world war 3 is coming!
Another guy: yeah! I heard that dead memes are rising again! Right from the grave!
Another guy: yeah! I heard that dead memes are rising again! Right from the grave!
by Hey it's me from school! January 23, 2020
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something that isnt happening dont believe those dumb reporters, if there are no opposing superpowers, its not a world war. little countries fighting is nothing like what russia vs england would be, or something like that.
by alex14 August 05, 2006