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Although unknown to the general population, there actually was a "World War 3." The fact that it only lasted 4 and a half seconds is why it's so unheard of. It happened about 2 years ago on October 2nd at 4:13am but ended shortly after when the United States sent Chuck Norris behind enemy lines in Mexico, France, and Iraq. The only reason it took him 4 and half seconds to drop 3 countries is the fact that he stopped for lunch in the middle of it.
(Son) "Dad, do you think World War 3 will happen in my lifetime?"
(Dad) "It already has son, it already has..."
(Dad) "It already has son, it already has..."
by Jason "Minty Fresh" Bodi October 23, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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1. Unless the human race fundamentally changes, the upcoming war that destroys the planet(and consequently, the human race).
2. Metaphorical description of a highly chaotic situation.
2. Metaphorical description of a highly chaotic situation.
1. If everyone gets nuclear arms, World War 3 is inevitable.
2. My workplace is turning into World War 3!
2. My workplace is turning into World War 3!
by TomServo1 January 07, 2008
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world war 3 will get here quicker if someone gets the guts to stand up to that monkeyfaced fuckwad in office.
by ........................................... August 21, 2007
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The time when people take memes and make it into a war. You're probably going to see Datboi somewhere in there... It is also known as the meme of the decade!
Guy: did you hear that world war 3 is coming!
Another guy: yeah! I heard that dead memes are rising again! Right from the grave!
Another guy: yeah! I heard that dead memes are rising again! Right from the grave!
by Hey it's me from school! January 23, 2020
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something that isnt happening dont believe those dumb reporters, if there are no opposing superpowers, its not a world war. little countries fighting is nothing like what russia vs england would be, or something like that.
by alex14 August 05, 2006