Cocaine or Crack, Hard work is crack, Soft is Cocaine.

Something that separates you from the norm of lazy assholes. It is a task you must do that supposedly sticks to a fixed schedule when really it doesn't, and keeps you from communicating with any friends for long periods of time.

It also provides a solution to the awkwardness when someone stalking you wishes to call you, because you can't pick up your cell phone.

To perform an action with notable skill (not necessarily your job).

a female that you have in a certain area or hood

From the world of pro wrestling, it means to fool someone into thinking that something is real when it's not.

the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary

also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy

(n) Plastic surgery.