What you say when you have no other words to describe the situation

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

saying wtf as a complete word

The sound your grandmas viginal flaps make while fox trotting emiting a putrid odur