Hello lucy,
LOVE YOU,
from nathan xoxox

leighton woodward is a girl who is crazy,funny,and really clumsy, she will normally have dark brown hair or light brown hair, she is really sarcastic so don’t get offended when she says something rude like you look like a grandma when your mad at leighton woodward the best thing to do is get up and dance with her and have the time of your life but if you want to be leighton woodward’s best freind just have good music taste and watch a ton of movies with her.

Woodward's Rule, named after famed, Tampa trial attorney Timothy D. Woodward (where the "D" stands for "Drink, Drank, Drunk"), is the rule by which an alcohol-consumption, mathematical constant is defined. The constant represents the maximum rate at which bourbon or whiskey can be consumed before the consumer's blood alcohol level reaches a critical level. The constant is stated as a function of time and as a derivative of both body weight and the number of 750 mL bottles of bourbon which the consumer has emptied in the past 180 days.

often fat and stinky, usually walmart employee that raises raccoons, public hair growth from the chin. He resembles a "matt scott."

Annual event in Michigan that attracts fat and stupid former union employees whos entire goal in life is to have a penis measuring contest by showing off their extremely inefficent "classic" cars.

The amount of white trash (tatted up, wife beater/chain wallet wearin' ass crack showin') that attends said event is amazing, it actually rivals Sturgis Motorcycle Rally for sheer ignorance levels achieved...

a hell school in bainbridge island filled with rich kids who act 23 and are probably 80th generation on bainbridge or something. if you’re starting in the bainbridge school district after like 3rd grade and aren’t an extrovert, good luck, you’ll probably end up being friends just with the other new people.