by tjzwordz June 02, 2016
Foreskin, as in the hooded warrior's helmet covering the wood as it stiffens - uncircumcised dick with wood.
We were all playing a game of strip poker and things we going great until Gary lost a hand and had to lose his boxers to reveal his woody hoodie. He had a chub from Brie and Illana sitting next to him in their bras and panties that drove his hard-on in his covered wagon. Herbie was calm as he had already tapped both of them the week prior.
by the coMANd'r February 04, 2019
by woodpile January 20, 2010
He was getting ready for the prom, and did not forget to pack a woody hoody, for later in his hotel room.
by Jilly Golightly September 21, 2013
What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.
Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.
by thatdidjusthappen January 07, 2011
Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.
Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.
by QuacksO March 02, 2018
My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.
by Beaks86 February 26, 2017