A small village situated in Northamptonshire, in close proximity to other small villages. All are relatively unknown amongst the educated.

Population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. All are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist.

Named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars.

Local primary school has regime similar to that of Auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, French headmistress.

Stay away if you know what's good for you!

A cult photo pose resembling a catalogue stance from the likes of Littlewoods. To acheive the stance, the poser stands upright with one foot forward with cocked knee, the other leg straight, and places one hand on hip and the on forehead as if to shield eyes from sun. Facial expression should be steely and intense, and eyes must be gazing into the distance. This move started after a young advertising executive in London, with the last name Woodford, struck the pose and it was immortalised on camera. It has since been emulated the world over. It has been referred to as 'the new planking' but those who perform The Woodford claim it is much cooler.

Woodford County High School is a grammar school for girls. However girls from there tend to be very road and wouldn’t seem smart at first glance. Also they have the weirdest secondary school uniforms ever.

The sexiest pimp alive whos penis is larger than rob taylors and all the girls luv him and want his weiner. He is the pimp of all pimps

A school full of gay asian nerds

They're all weed addicts and depressed as fuck. Year 7-9 is hella ugly but in year 10-13, you can find the prettiest girls. Asian glow-ups are elite. They seem smart but actually have no fucking clue what they're doing. They wear the ugliest uniform and take the weirdest subjects like Latin.