to woodchuck is to make plans with someone and then pretend you forgot them, or pretend plans weren't made to enable the (woodchuck) person to find more attractive plans.
"He woodchucked me because he thought he'd be given tickets to the hockey game." "I was chucked by him again because he decided to play in the pick up game." "Don't waste your time waiting, they will only woodchuck you again."
by Troubles February 04, 2010
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A term used to describe and ugly female because woodchucks chop down wood.
There are so many woodchucks in here, chopping wood down left and right.
by DGIF March 21, 2011
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susie was so busy petting the woodchuck she didn't even notice that her curtains were on fire
by Suzie BostonKreme June 05, 2003
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After beating anorexia, this term refers to someone who stands no chance at either attacking or defending Friend. But it is still comical to those around them and frustrating to the Woodchuck. This person is most likely allergic to things such as water, freedom and fade away shots made by awkward basketball players.
After making a near impossible shot, Tubby Woodchuck fall victim to the shouts of BUCKETS!!
by Mart955 May 29, 2010
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